10)  You hear "passing on your left" at least 20 times an hour
9)  The rare times YOU say "passing on your left", you're usually saying it to road kill
8)  Front wheel shimmys within 500 feet of ice cream, mandatory to stop and investigate
7)  Emergency fanny pack on bike includes spare tube, patch kit, deck of cards, pillow, etc.
6)  Your queue sheet includes directions for all Dairy Queens's on route
5)  After 70 miles of riding, you hallucinate and dream of ice cream in all flavors (beer, gin,
Bengay, etc .)
4)  You compete with others to see who comes up with the best excuse for skipping a training ride
3)  You start hanging out with people who are identified by nickname (i.e. JB, AB, FB and Floozy)
2)  SAG stops usually include activities like eating, filling up water bottles, cell phone use, 15 minute nap, etc.

And the number one reason you know you're a SlowsPoke....

1)  You tend to be the "First to the Ice Cream, and Last to the Hotel"